🍟 BREAKING: LOCAL FRY ACHIEVES SENTIENCE 🍟 SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: IT IS CRISPY 🍟 THE FRY SEES ALL 🍟 DO NOT DIP THE FRY IN MAYO WITHOUT ITS CONSENT 🍟 SALT IS A LOVE LANGUAGE 🍟

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one fry. infinite crunch.

0 CRUNCHES tap the fry. you know you want to.

🧠 Fry Fact™

📜 The Fry Manifesto

We believe in the long fry and the short fry equally.
We honor the tiny crispy one at the bottom of the bag.
We do not ask "fries or salad?" We already know.